What do you call yourself?  -  For that is who you are.

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Look, my mom’s a bipolar drug addict who split years ago, my dad’s a drunk, and the cops just hauled Fiona off to jail. Okay? Look, I’m the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you’re gonna find. Now how is Liam?

1048 5 months ago via / source

My mom’s a bipolar drug addict who split years ago. My dad’s a drunk, and the cops just hauled Fiona off to jail. Okay? Look, I’m the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you’re gonna find. Now, how is Liam?

@edsheeran: Fanks for all the birthday love, you special people

What is it about my ass that screams I don’t wanna be fucked?

1084 5 months ago via / source
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3451 5 months ago via / source

hyclropump:

destiel-initiative007:

literallyrad:

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia

I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday

well yeah havent you seen the movie

181409 5 months ago via / source

Elizabeth Olsen photographed by Fred Conrad for The New York Times.

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